After a peaceful 10 minute meditation where I explored the fabric of consciousness, I sat down at the table with focused intensity to continue the inner exploration.
The purpose is... well, to find my purpose.
I opened the journal the the page that was last completed, in order to remind myself wherein this journey I left off.
This serious, fascinating journey into self discovery.
I mean, this will define my future directions in life.
Cultivating more happiness, more meaning, more connection with the world around me.
Wait... it looks like the writing at the bottom of the page is somehow "different".
Some alien life form with a script far different than my own.
Or... maybe it's a message from the beyond, or the almighty itself! The actual almighty!
It's a sign! Definitely a sign...
I began deciphering the text...
I believe that I am a... "butthole".
Because I am... "full of shit".
Huh?
The next line...
I believe that I am... "fat".
Because...
"I eat too much candy".
Ah the mysteries of the Universe never cease. Amazing!